Like a woman digitally scorned. Or at least like this Japanese woman, who, following her divorce in the strange and precocious online world of Maple Story, used her former in-game heartthrob’s password to send his avatar to the cornfield.

This is why your MMO load screen always tells you never to give out your account information. Because online, spurned lovers can blink you right out of existence, which one would have to assume they can’t do in real life, being that I am still here.

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