A truly epic fossil dig in the Arctic Circle has turned up a new species of pliosaur that just moved to the top of the food chain in the oceans of the Jurassic. Currently going by the awesome title of “Predator X”, the beast was about 50 feet long, weighed in at 45 tons, and ate fish, sharks, plesiosaurs, and with a bite force of 33,000 pounds per square inch, most likely anything else it felt like. A quick not to whoever will name this thing – once you have a name like “Predator X,” you don’t really need to improve on it.

Speaking of horrificĀ monsters, guess who is implying that condom use is partly to blame for the AIDS epidemic? That’s right, the always wacky voice of God on Earth, Pope Benedict XVI is at it again, stating before his first trip to Africa that the HIV/AIDS problem, so prevalent throughout Africa, is a situation that

“cannot be overcome by money alone, that cannot be overcome through the distribution of condoms, which can even increase the problem.”

Other notable pearls of health advice from the rock of the church include the fact that sunblock can lead to skin cancer and fresh fruits and vegetables are the main causes of malnutrition.