The Pence Amendment trying to wrench federal funds away from the most important family planning organization in the nation has officially gone down in flames. Planned Parenthood will keep it’s federal funding. This makes John Boehner sad!

But it makes Planned Parenthood happy! And it makes Planned Parenthood supporters like yours truly happy! And since I’m kind of a mean spirited guy, John Boehner being sad also makes me happy! So happy, in fact, that I must now present a dance to express my happiness at this news!

Take it, Godzilla!