Hey, remember when the Large Hadron Collider was finally working and was the most powerful particle accelerator in the world?

That was a pretty cool like 10 minutes, huh?

Yup. Sure is broken again now, though. Which leaves me wondering – is the LHC perhaps… not even  a particle accelerator at all? Is it just a huge experiment designed to test the gullibility of the world’s nerd population? Could the folks at CERN really be that cruel?