It's A Trap!

As the holiday season bears mercilessly down on us, we bring you news of things to worry about that you did not even know you needed to worry about.

You are welcome!

Today’s thing to be afraid of for the holidays is Wrap Rage. That is when you get so frustrated at opening a difficult to open package that you flip out and wound yourself. Because… that happens, apparently?

It totally does! According to a recent poll, 17% of adult Pennsylvanians have either hurt themselves or know someone who has hurt themselves while opening Christmas gifts. And most of them have seen this terror happen more than once! Truly, this Wrap Rage is a scourge upon the land!

In related news, 17% of adults Pennsylvanians are either total morons or know someone who is.