Dude, how much does Tedd Petruna’s delusional ass hate Jasper Schuringa right now? This guy heros it up helping to stop a real life terrorist – not a Spanish speaking guy with a cell phone – from detonating an actual bomb on a plane that he was on, rather than simply had tickets for. He has the bashed up hand to prove it and everything. And he does it on December 25th, thereby preventing the ruining of Christmas for the entire Goddamn world. And to top it all off, he has the astonishing gall to not even be a fucking American while he does it. Video after the break.

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