Good news, everyone – global warming doesn’t exist, because it is snowing in Washington today! And if climate change were actually occurring, we wouldn’t have snow anymore, right? Right. That’s called Science and it is outlined by Virginia Republicans in this snazzy video! You can tell it is Science because of all the stock footage.

In other news, when night falls on Washington this evening, it will have nothing to do with the natural cycle of day and night. It will be because Barack Obama used socialism to murder the sun, plunging the world into an eternal darkness in which we are all enslaved by orcs. If by some chance the sun does rise again, we can all thank John Boehner, who probably saved us all with a magic sword made of Jesus and Tax Cuts.

This is also Science!