We haven’t checked in With Michelle Bachmann recently, and found ourselves wondering if she was still batshit goddamn crazy. Luckily, a copy of one of her recent fundraising letters hit the Internet today – maybe that will give us valuable insight into her current mental state, yes?

You can give the full text a perusal courtesy of the fine folks at The Minnesota Independent, if you’re so inclined. For those of you who can’t donate thirty seconds of your time to utter looniness, here’s the highlight reel:

Will you let Barack Obama KILL conservatism?…blah blah blah…What is happening in Washington right now is BIGGER than FDR’s New Deal or LBJ’s “Great Society”… …and far more dangerous to our freedoms than both combined!…blah blah blah…your help of at least $35 is so urgently needed…Socialized Medicine, government takeover of the private sector, higher taxes…blah blah blah…willing to help set up brothels for underage illegal alien child prostitutes… blah blah…HE WANTS TO ANNIHILATE US!…blah blah blah…rocket train to socialism…blah blah… Ronald Reagan…freedom loving citizens like you…remaking America in his socialist image.

Ahhhhh. In times of great upheaval, as we find ourselves now, it’s good to know that some things never change.

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