Oh, GOP budget – you’re such a Republican wet dream! Not only do you cripple Medicare and hand over social security accounts to hedge fund managers eager to get their cut, but this morning we learned that you also totally transform the tax code – eliminating corporate income tax, instituting a two tier tax system that essentially amounts to a flat tax and shifting the national tax burden to the middle class with a consumption tax. Which anyone who has paying attention will tell you is exactly what congressional Republicans have been asking for since time immemorial.

What are we going to find in this thing next – clauses outlawing the homos and raising taxes on people who don’t love Jesus?