Goddammit. Apparently someone at Fox News wanted to really fuck my day. They did this by putting Day Quayle on TV, which served to rind me that Dan Quayle exists, and is not dead yet, and spent four years just one jittery heartbeat away from running the free world.
Fox invited Quayle on to talk about Current Events and Math, prompting Quayle to opine that…. you know what? Fuck it. Just fuck it. He said some stupid shit that didn’t really make sense because he is an idiot.
If you’re so inclined, you can keep score at home while you watch this fucktard talk in the little video box below.

In other news, guess what? Dan’s numbskull broodling wants to be a politics guy too, just like his Dad, because, hey, it can’t be that hard, right? This will certainly be good for America!

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