Guys, there are only twenty three months left before the New Hampshire primaries. Shouldn’t we all be running for President of the World by now? Tim Pawlenty just realized this and is packing his bags as we speak. He’ll be speaking at the Manchester Republican Committee’s Lincoln-Reagan Day Dinner, which is apparently some sort of holiday if you live in New Hampshire and are a rich white dude. After his speaking engagement, Pawlenty will presumably make out with pretty much every Republican voter in the state.

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