Children in Berlin are now officially allowed to run around shrieking, breaking things and generally acting like the little monsters they are, and there is nothing the law can do about it. Gone are the halcyon days when cheering at a TV show or rolling the dice for a board game could result in a child being arrested or turned over to the nightmarish renegade tailors who traditionally discipline Germany’s youngsters. That’s right – the day has come when we cannot trust even the Germans to pass laws requiring the muzzling of this next terrible generation. Today, all is truly lost.

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