Thanks, Gawker, for finally releasing the gory, and by gory we of course mean TOTALLY HOT!!! details of the John Edwards sex tape. And thanks also to John Edwards, for making the sex tape in the first place, which is the most totally brilliant way to completely skullfuck your political future we have heard in some time.

I mean, really, why even bother hiring an official videographer for your presidential campaign if you’re not going to have him film you going down on some blonde that’s not your wife? What else is worth photographing during a campaign of this sort? Your fucking speeches? No one gives a shit about your speeches. You are running for President of the United States of America, sir! All we care about is how you get down!