Following America’s failed attempt to murder the Moon last year, scientists have decided that more reconnaissance will be needed if we are ever going to be able to conquer our ancient lunar nemesis. We must know our enemy as we know ourselves if we are to be victorious

That’s where you come in!

As a loyal and decent Earthling, you can now gather valuable information about the moon by observing it in great detail and recording your notes at Moon Zoo. Only by searching every crater and noting every boulder can we find the moon’s secret weak point. And only by striking at this Achilles Heel can we finally end the threat that the moon poses to the health and prosperity of all life on Earth. And now, you can work alongside Earth’s greatest scientists to finally make this noble dream a beautiful reality.

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