November 17, 2009
Cross-dressing abortion waffler Rudy Giuliani thinks Sarah Palin is the bee’s knees! Really! “She’s great for the GOP,” America’s mayor told CNN on Sunday.
I wonder if that opinion could have anything to do with the fact that Alaska’s looniest ideologue ex- governor will probably be battling with Rudy for the 2012 ‘End of the World’ presidential nomination, and could make Giuliani look like an advanced cyborg sent back from the future for the sole purpose of gathering moderate and right leaning independent votes?
Sounds good for the GOP to me.
August 8, 2009
Sarah Palin is back on Facebook, and her status is not “chillaxin’ after a hard couple of years kinda governing.”
No, Sarah Barracuda is concerned that this whole health care reform thingy is just one big smokescreen that ends in the creeping red menace kicking down your door and strangling your grandmother and your disabled baby while you watch helplessly because someone already took away your assault rifles. You watch – if they give poor people access to health care, we’re just one step away from being communist China, where they beat you to death just for liking the Interwebs.
So just why is Sarah Palin concerned that health care reform will result in plutocratic rule a faceless cabal of secular humanists will not only kill every goddamn grandparent they can wrap their greasy, evil mitts around, but also sentence her baby Trig to death for having Down Syndrome?
Is it maybe because she’s trying to perpetuate anxiety in the Republican base over a piece of legislation that HAS NEVER FUCKING EXISTED because it is an easy way to get her name back in the spotlight of the media she loathes oh so much?
If I didn’t know better, I’d think she was jockeying for her own radio show.
July 20, 2009
It’s time for a new round of America’s favorite game, Republicans Go Nuts On Twitter! Those of you playing along at home know that it’s just eight short days until Sarah Palin is freed from the shackles of governing and released onto a dismally unprepared populace. And according to her Twitter feed (thanks Wonkette), the Sarah Barracuda is about to take the gloves off and stop being so “politically correct.” That’s right, folks, everything we feared is true – Sarah Palin has been holding back so far. She’s not as crazy as we thought.
She is much, much crazier.
And it would appear that she’s about to stop being polite… and start getting real.